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BigAndy	You can only be young once. But you can always be immature
BigAndy	The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals
BigAndy	Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair
BigAndy	For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
BigAndy	Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
BigAndy	I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
BigAndy	Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
BigAndy	There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
BigAndy	I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
BigAndy	Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
BigAndy	I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
BigAndy	I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
BigAndy	When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
BigAndy	People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
BigAndy	The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest
BigAndy	If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all

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