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Random quote: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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BigAndyYou can only be young once. But you can always be immature
BigAndyThe difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals
BigAndyToo bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair
BigAndyFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
BigAndyEveryone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
BigAndyI can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
BigAndyAccept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
BigAndyThere are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
BigAndyI like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
BigAndyAlways remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
BigAndyI take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
BigAndyI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
BigAndyWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
BigAndyPeople demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
BigAndyThe universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest
BigAndyIf it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all